WARNING: Pointless rant ahead.
I have spent much of the last few minutes being pissed off by software. Here is a collection of ways in which it sucks:
- No, I do not want to update Flash. No, really.
- Steam, just because a computer turned on and decided to log in, that does not mean you should log me out of the instance I was actually using and demand credentials, then send me an email complaining that you don’t know about the computer you were already logged in on.
- Windows, I do not want you goddamn update in five minutes time.
- Attempting to charge me six dollars for the privilege of downloading software I just paid for, even though it’s freely downloadable on your site, is merely abuse of those who aren’t paying attention
- Offering me an upgrade and not telling me until after I pay that I’m not eligible for the upgrade is abusive and probably illegal.
- Microsoft, your installers should actually check if the software I am installing is already installed before offering to upgrade it, then failing because there’s nothing to upgrade.
- This goes double in the case of the Windows installer which makes Upgrade the big, default option that doesn’t actually work, and Advanced the little one that does.
- A “Description” field should not duplicate the “Title” field. Especially if the title wasn’t enlightening in the first place.
- Linden Lab: Expecting your users to enter an API key from an unrelated provider who is providing the key for the use of developers, simply because you are cheap and want to dodge the provider’s fee structure, is tacky.
- Providing your data in a format that requires me to boot Windows, install MS SQL, import your file, and then export the data to something more reasonable (somehow) does not make me want to use your data.
- If you are releasing an OS X software, it should not be trying to find my music in “C:\Documents and Settings\User\My Music”. I’m unsure if I’m more disturbed that it can actually find this directory.
- As an addendum, it also shouldn’t always crash when you finally feed it some music to play
- If entering my password in one place is supposed to unlock a data store in two places, it would be good if the second place was actually aware of this feature.
- Yes, Apple, I do actually think that syncing my music to my music player is a good thing. Please stop turning this feature off.
- Chrome, the internet is not fancy layouts completely devoid of text. Every other browser gets this right, including Safari.
- Also, quit hanging all the time
- When I click a link outside an application’s internal, tabbed web browser, I probably do not mean “replace the content of the current tab”. Try opening a new one instead.
- Internet Explorer, when you are asked to search Google, it does not mean “Load some random webpage from which I could potentially search Google, but don’t bother even filling in the query I just typed.”
All of these came up in the last hour or two. rage.
Oh, and when I finished typing this iTunes decided it needed an update. NO MORE MODAL UPDATE DIALOGS. I DO NOT CARE IF YOU HAVE THE SHINIEST NEW VERSION EVER TO GRACE THE PLANET; IT DOES NOT NEED TO INTERRUPT WHAT I WAS PREVIOUSLY TRYING TO DO IN AN UNRELATED APPLICATION.
That said, the Mac App Store and iPhone App Store update systems also suck, by virtue of flat out not working.
Oh, and WordPress broke my list when I tried publishing this. Just to add to the collection of failures.
And there’s a missing image at the top of the admin bar where there was a little graph before the last random wordpress update that you must install or else your server will be compromised in ten minutes appeared.